Discovery of joy! Find Continue reading
The above picture was taken this past Sunday by Jason in our living room. And no we did not put up our Christmas tree early. We have several such trees that we leave up year round to give a cabin feel with lights on them to add ambiance to certain settings. Diane and I have Continue reading
Ministry has been good for the past few weeks. The trips to Northeast Iowa and Southwest Kansas and then Western Nebraska all were fruitful and filled with people hungry for more of God, and receiving accurate words of knowledge along with healing, teaching plus Continue reading
What happens when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Everyone gets a leg at Thanksgiving
There’s 3 types of people in the world – those that are good in math and those that aren’t.
I wrote my letter to Santa Claus and asked for a fat wallet and a skinny body and then also stated, and please try not to confuse the two like last year.
A wife asked her husband to go to the store and buy a carton of milk and she added, if they have avocados get six. So when husband came home he had six cartons of milk and his wife asked why in the world did he buy six cartons of milk and he replied, because they had avocados.
Thinking she had possibly not heard me the first time, I decided to ask again. “How much time is the wait for a table?”
Looking up from her book, the hostess smiled and said “About ten minutes. We will inform you when your table is ready.”
A short time later, I heard an announcement over the intercom system, “Willette B. Long… Willette B. Long, your table is ready.”
An 84-year-old man was fishing in a boat in the middle of a lake, and he heard a voice – “pick me up” and looking all around he did not see anything – then a few moments later came the voice, “pick me up” and the man looked down and saw a frog in the water and the frog said, “pick me up and kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful young lady and become your wife” so the man picked up the frog and put it in his shirt pocket, and the frog said, ” Are you deaf, I said if you pick me up and kiss me I will turn into a beautiful young lady and will become your wife.” But the man replied, ” at 84 I don’t really want or need a wife, but a talking frog – now that is something I can use.” Continue reading